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Is it the incessant purring? The hairballs? The dander that makes your eyes and throat swell shut? Do these creatures with pointy ears just make you nuts? Then this is just for you! -
Where’s the beef? Anywhere is fine as long as it isn’t in YOUR life! Maybe you are a filet kinda gal or a hot dog kinda guy - whatever the case, set those burger lovers straight with this. -
That dude who gave you a swirly in junior high? Or those girls who teased you for not shaving your legs when you were 7? We have all had our encounters with bullies in our youth — and thanks to the internet they are everywhere! Tout your intolerance for this ilk while walking around in this. -
You wore them as a kid, got lasik and now it’s just a bad memory! Maybe they make your nose or ears look large? Maybe you have perfect vision and have no patience for the visually impaired! Share your disdain for multiple eyes while wearing this. -
You wore them as a kid, got lasik and now it’s just a bad memory! Maybe they make your nose or ears look large? Maybe you have perfect vision and have no patience for the visually impaired! Share your disdain for multiple eyes while wearing this. -
Maybe it's because your dad had one…or it was that creepy neighbor with the lingering stare. Perhaps it just isn’t right without the goatee or beard. Whatever it is, that caterpillar thing has GOT to go! -
Maybe it's because your dad had one…or it was that creepy neighbor with the lingering stare. Perhaps it just isn’t right without the goatee or beard. Whatever it is, that caterpillar thing has GOT to go! -
Did the meal suck the FIRST time? Do you have a collection of “to go” containers in various states of fermentation in your refrigerator? Whatever the reason, wear your disdain for all do-overs with pride. -
A bit too much fun last night…or this morning…or both? Walk gingerly across your bedroom, slip this on with your sweats and bunny slippers, sport those RayBan’s and go conquer the world. Just try not to do it before noon! -
Where’s the beef? Hopefully and preferably in the tummies of others! Whether a personal choice, a health decision, or a deep rooted faith in consuming nothing with parents - let all those carnivores know how you feel. -
In the bottle, in the bars…you just can’t mistake the odor and taste of brewed hops. For certain, beer isn’t for everyone…make your feelings bubble to the surface by sporting one of these. -
Raw fish? Seriously? Maybe it’s the smell, or the texture, or the price, or simply the very THOUGHT of it..whatever the case, you may not know why, but you certainly know that you HATE it! -
Seems no matter when morning comes, it’s far too soon. Despite your best efforts, the sun is up and the world has begun to whirl around you. If you’re going to HAVE to face it all…you don’t have to silently. Voice your displeasure while wearing this. -
You like breathing in clean air instead of the noxious fumes of nicotine! We have all seen that smoker sitting right below the NON SMOKING sign — wouldn’t it feel great to walk proudly past wearing this? -
Taco Taco’s everywhere…and you hate them. When Tuesday’s roll around, what will YOU wear?? Imagine showing up to Taco Tuesday and ordering your salad while wearing this!
