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You wore them as a kid, got lasik and now it’s just a bad memory! Maybe they make your nose or ears look large? Maybe you have perfect vision and have no patience for the visually impaired! Share your disdain for multiple eyes while wearing this. -
Maybe it's because your dad had one…or it was that creepy neighbor with the lingering stare. Perhaps it just isn’t right without the goatee or beard. Whatever it is, that caterpillar thing has GOT to go! -
Are you the attractive, silent type? Does the idle chatter of others make your brain implode? When your phone rings does your heart skip a beat? Share how you feel…without saying a thing!
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So you’d rather make eye contact and have a conversation - send your message loud and clear. -
We love LA, but not the traffic. Do your commute everyday? Would it be faster to get out of your car and leap from hood to hood? Is your life wasting away in an ocean of brake lights? You’re not alone, share your angst while wearing this. -
In the bottle, in the bars…you just can’t mistake the odor and taste of brewed hops. For certain, beer isn’t for everyone…make your feelings bubble to the surface by sporting one of these. -
Maybe it's those lycra outfits that share far too much about their physique, maybe it’s the way they ride in tandem blocking the road, maybe your parents never taught you to ride and now it’s too late — whatever the case, you can’t stand those two wheelers and you want to share it with the world! -
A bit too much fun last night…or this morning…or both? Walk gingerly across your bedroom, slip this on with your sweats and bunny slippers, sport those RayBan’s and go conquer the world. Just try not to do it before noon!
