Football Tee: Touchdowns? More like touch grass. Our I HATE Football t-shirt is for those who would rather watch paint dry than sit through four quarters of grown men chasing a ball. Whether you’re being dragged to another game-day party, pretending to understand what a first down is, or wondering why the last two minutes take approximately three business days, this tee has you covered. It’s comfortable, sarcastic, and perfect for making your game-day priorities clear. Because the only bowl we’re interested in is the one filled with snacks.